Tuesday, January 30, 2007

January 16, 2007
ALLRIGHT MAGGOTS!

Race day is less than a week away, and Drill Sgt.s KTJ and Midnightsimon have been hard at work putting together a gruelling course that you little runts are LUCKY to have the PRIVILEDGE of racing. Should any of you manage to mewl your way through our training, YOU WILL EARN the right to hold your head high and walk as one of THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MINI BIKE ARMY.

You will be expected conduct classified espionage missions. Be ready.
You will compete not just for the glory of first prize, and the honour of being bessed dressed, but also for six packs provided as a SPECIAL PRIZE for the winner of a stage of this race, provided by our allies at PROJECT B

There will be an international contingent coming from portland to throw down in this competition, so bring your A-game, kittens - Canada's reputation is on the line. PDX took second place last race, and they're no doubt hungry for the dead-sexy TROPHY and CASH PRIZE being offered in this race. Lets look alive soldiers. They're bringing a film crew with them, this is your time to earn eternal glory.

Victory Sqare. Saturday February 3rd. 17:30 hours.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Operation: M.E.O.W. Orders.

January 16, 2007
MBA:MMBR

From: Command Council, Mini Bike Army - Vancouver Regiment
To: All riders, Mini Bike Army; All Riders, Vancouver Bike Movement.
VIA: Operation C.O.s KTJ & midnightsimon

1. You are hereby ordered to report to Victory Square park, (Cambie & Hastings) for participation in classified maneuvers of 'Alley Kitten' nature, from this point to be designated as OPERATION: M.E.O.W. Riders are ordered to report at 17:30 Hours for race registration; Operation begins at 18:30 hours, sharp.

2. (a) You will bring with you a minibike with wheelsize no larger than 18" (avg.). (b) You will decorate your bike &/or your person should you wish to participate in optional/volunteer component of OPERATION: M.E.O.W. entitled "best dressed competition." (c) You will bring with you a $5 registration fee.

3. Upon completion of OPERATION M.E.O.W., you will proceed to Bikes Inside, indoor bike party of insanity.

Find attached photographic dossier with recconnaisance information detailing events doccumented by agent Oker at previous Alley Kitten events.
P-2SK --- K370
RR2270:339K12

CLICK HERE FOR RECCONAISANCE INFORMATION