Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Operation: M.E.O.W. Orders.

January 16, 2007

From: Command Council, Mini Bike Army - Vancouver Regiment
To: All riders, Mini Bike Army; All Riders, Vancouver Bike Movement.
VIA: Operation C.O.s KTJ & midnightsimon

1. You are hereby ordered to report to Victory Square park, (Cambie & Hastings) for participation in classified maneuvers of 'Alley Kitten' nature, from this point to be designated as OPERATION: M.E.O.W. Riders are ordered to report at 17:30 Hours for race registration; Operation begins at 18:30 hours, sharp.

2. (a) You will bring with you a minibike with wheelsize no larger than 18" (avg.). (b) You will decorate your bike &/or your person should you wish to participate in optional/volunteer component of OPERATION: M.E.O.W. entitled "best dressed competition." (c) You will bring with you a $5 registration fee.

3. Upon completion of OPERATION M.E.O.W., you will proceed to Bikes Inside, indoor bike party of insanity.

Find attached photographic dossier with recconnaisance information detailing events doccumented by agent Oker at previous Alley Kitten events.
P-2SK --- K370



Blogger Gabriel Amadeus said...

dammit! I can't believe you're having another. At least we'll be riding with the deadbabies, but it's not another alleykitten. sad, sad.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Chris the Biking Penguin said...

WoooHoooo!!! Good thing I have another big bottle of rum for The Party

9:04 AM  

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